+Itachi+ 15 things...~15 things Itachi will never EVER do~1.Admit that he worries about his little brother2.Say, "Kisame, you are my bestfriend."3.Smile4.Be happy5.Stop torturing people6.Use Visine in the hopes that his eyes will go back to normal7.Admit that he wasn't hugged enough as a kid and that he has emotional issues8.Buy an "I love Sharks" T-shirt9.Say, "Hey, I'm Rick James, BITCH!"10.Borrow nail polish from Deidara11.Talk gansta12.Dye his hair pink and say, "I feel pretty!"13.Cry when he watches "Free Willy" then say, "DON'T LEAVE ME, KISAME!"14.Stand outside and say, "Papa, can you see me? Papa, can you hear me?"15.Admit that he joined the "I love hair flips" club
+Sasori+ 15 things...~15 things Sasori will never EVER do~</i>1.Say, "Deidara, let's go blow something up."2.Ask why he doesn't have any freckles (me: he's a red head. Most red heads have freckles. -sniff- poor Sasori. doesn't got no freckles)3.Demand that he gets a catch phrase4.Bitch slap someone5.Admit that he has an irrational fear of fire6.Run around the Akatsuki hideout in the nude7.Talk with a British accent8.Laugh because Deidara fell down the steps9.Have a long discussion with Tobi about cheese10.Burst into tears because Itachi called him wood for brains11.Ask Deidara if he can check if he really is a guy12.Run up to Deidara and say, "Dude, let's go get some chicks!"13.Beat box14.Buy a wood chipper and destroy all his puppets cause they're creepy15.Throw a pillow at Kisame and shout, "PILLOW FIGHT!"
Pure Akatsuki Randomness +3.5+ The Rant</i>Ok, so I've mainly been focusing on Deidara, Sasori, Tobi, and Itachi............And this chapter will be no different! HA! You thought I was gonna focus on someone else! SUCKAS! -is beaten savagely with hotdogs- (no innuendo intended.) But, I mean, they are just so fun to make fun of. Ok, you have to admit Deidara is kinda girly looking, even though he's one of the most masculine characters in the manga and anime. So, it's kinda ironic that he has a half-up, half-down hair style, and that he wears a fishnet belly shirt.And Sasori. He's a puppet, which implies that he is made out of wood. So I always think, "Does he even have a penis?" ahah! That was such a Sai thing to say. And since he's made of wood, does that mean he has a a fear of fire? If I was made of wood, I'd be scared of fire too! OUCHIES! So, maybe thats one of the reasons he doesn't like Deidara's art. Cuz when things go "BOOM!", there's bound to be fire. And Deidara's a pyromaniac. (just like